Sunday, 3 June 2012

We Have Moved!!!


Hey Guys, Beegists has finally moved to her own site. Visit http://www.beegists.com/ for all your gist and all. See you there!!!

Wednesday, 30 May 2012

Picture Of The Day!!!

Jamb question for the President!!!...lol

More Pictures From 3rd Mainland Bridge!!


Na wa o!!! Got these pictures from my friends who are currently stuck in the traffic.

Unilag Students Don Vex O!!!

As i type, UNILAG MAULAG students have stormed and taken over 3rd Mainland bridge. There is heavy traffic there right now as vehicles can neither move forward nor back. They are protesting the name change of their school by the President yesterday. ASUU as i heard has also gotten involved and they are insisting that the name be changed back to University of Lagos. Who will win this fight?

Tuesday, 29 May 2012

Best Democracy Gift Ever!!!

And this is our President's gift to Nigerians on Democracy day. He has finally solved a life long problem...renaming a university after MKO. How great Sir!!! Power supply, health sector, bad roads, Boko Haram, Fuel, poor education, etc are not such a big problem in Nigeria. You are truly the best. You have surely added this to your "other" achievements.

Friday, 25 May 2012

Julius Agwu Set To Launch His Own TV Show

Nigeria's famous comedian, actor and musician, Julius Agwu has announced that he will be launching his own TV show "Jokes Apart" very soon. "Jokes Apart with Julius Agwu will be a satirical thrust on political, social, cultural and economical issues across Nigeria, Africa and the World. We will treat topical issues in a didactic but humorous way so that all viewers can be entertained and still get the message we are passing" - Says Julius Agwu's rep.



Babysitter Stuffs Baby In Washing Machine!!!


How pathetic can this be? Even the mother of the child took this lightly. The babysitter who was fooling around decided to put a baby in the washing machine. Unfortunately for him, the door of the machine got jammed but luckily for the child, a matured staff came to her rescue and she survived. That babysitter needs to be arrested.

Video Premiere - Ekuro By Davido

The new video was shot on location in Miami, Florida. Enjoy!!!

Who Wore It Better?

Heidi Klum or Beyonce?...(judge by how much you can see o!!! *wink*)

Americans Have Really Got Talent - Man Smashes Himself On Tv

Will i call this a talent or sickness? For crying out loud, this thing was paining the guy but he continued. He even claims he enjoyed it and he wasn't hurt at all. He said he asked his uncle who is a medical doctor if this was a medical illness but he told him NO!!!. Na wa o.

Man Covered In Meat!!!

Is this disgusting or what? I just saw this picture on Hollywood gossip. What was he thinking? Can he even move with the pounds he is carrying? Some people can so do things sha!!!

Kim's Leg Joins The List...

I guess this is what's in vogue now. Kim Kardashian arrived at the 2012 amFAR's "Cinema Against AIDS" Gala in Cap D Antibes, France, yesterday wearing this beautiful "open legged" dress. See her fellow mates below wearing similar outfits.

Kim Kardashian, Anja Rubik & Angelina Jolie


Wednesday, 23 May 2012

Tuesday, 22 May 2012

Is Karen Getting Slimmer?

She posted this picture of herself and fans on twitter this afternoon. Still looking good though.

Another One From Glee!!!

Lea Michele wore this yesterday to the "Late Show with David Letterman. I wonder how guys could took straight into her eyes without looking down. It must have been pretty hard. Oya stop looking oh and keep scrolling down...lol

Auction - Queen Elizabeth II Panty Sold For $18k!!!

I got this news from TMZ this afternoon...

"Queen Elizabeth's dirty, old undies will have a new home ... after a mystery panty raider snatched 'em up at an Internet auction for $18k. But after a cyber auction consisting of 18 total bids, one lucky mystery buyer emerged victorious. So far, his identity has not been revealed ... and we're guessing it probably won't be.
Long live the Queen ... and her panties".

Lol...this people won't kill someone with laughter. Maybe i should auction my pant too and see who the highest bidder will be...lol...*wink*

What Would You Do?

You have been waiting all year for this promotion but its not forthcoming. Your spouse doesn't care about you or the kids anymore. Your last child has been diagnosed with a dreaded disease and you need all the money in this world to take care of your child. Your house rent will expire soon and the kids school fees will soon be due. You are so confused and in a fix. Finally your boss comes to you and makes you a proposition; "have sex with me and get your promotion plus the money you need to take care of your child". Hmmmmm....What would you do?

Is Didier Drogba Leaving Chelsea?

Rumors have been going round about Drogba wanting to leave Chelsea. Is this true? Chelsea fans, what do you think? Should your superstar leave? Do you think he has a future outside this club? Can Chelsea even survive without him? By the way, congratulations to Chelsea FC for lifting the UEFA Champions League trophy. Una try.

Monday, 21 May 2012

Kim Kardashian Named Hottest Woman In The World

Zoo magazine named Kim the hottest women in the world. She is very curvy sha!!!

The Story Of Simbi...

So what happened to Ali?

See The Face Of The Radio House Bomb Suspect


John Akpabu (above) was arrested at the National Press Centre, Radio House, Abuja.  He was caught with 37 rounds of live ammunition, 3 hand grenades and other explosives.He was arrested as he was trying to gain entrance into the building. John claimed that a woman gave him the bag to deliver to someone in Abuja. He said he was only trying to return the bag to the woman after he found out that the contents were explosives. Can you imagine this? This is how God will fish all of them out.

Miley Cyrus Is All Grown Up Now...


The 19 year old Disney star proved to the world that she's not a little girl anymore. She wore a very revealing white blazer to Sunday night's Billboard Music Awards. The other thing she wore on it was her necklace. Isn't she looking hot!!!

Wednesday, 16 May 2012

How To Die Fast...Funny!!!

lol

Haba Venus Williams!!!

Why in the world would you do this? Please where are the sports fashion police? Or was she trying to make us imagine something else for a while before realizing its not real?

#Incaseyoumissed...Funke Akindele Is Set To Wed In December

Rumors have been going round that Funke Akindele is getting married to a married man therefore making her a second wife. Is this true? Hmmmm...Well, gist has it that there was no church wedding or court wedding between her husband-to-be, Alhaji Kehinde Almaroof (a.k.a.Kenny Doo) and his "supposed wife". Although he has children from the relationship, Funke has agreed to treat them like hers. The koko is that they are both madly in love and will be getting married in December, 2012. I wish them all the best. The engagement comes up on 28 May, 2012. You are cordially invited. When you get to the venue, tell them Beegists gave you a special invite...lol.

Pretty Mo Cheddah

Hmmm...looking nice girl!!!

Remember Them?

Karen posted this picture of herself and her fellow big brother Africa (Amplified season) housemates. In the pix from left to right - Wendell, Karen, Lucley and Mumba. This would have been a nice re-union for them. BTW, where is Vimbai?

Top 10 Funny Commercials...


Tuesday, 15 May 2012

Area Mama - Tosyn Bucknor Covers Win360 Magazine

Looking stunning girl. Wait o, everyone is covering, which one will i cover? #sadface

Karen & Uti On The Cover Of Exquisite Magazine

50 men and women we admire....Karen & Uti? Just kidding o!!!

Wizkid's Cokobar Competition - Watch & Laugh!!!

 

Wizkid pick me o!!! i wee not chop your money but you wee chop mine...lol. All the best sister.




Sunday, 13 May 2012

Manchester City Wins The Trophy

Congratulation to Man City fans and epele o (sorry o) to Man Utd fans. The match between Man City and QPR was with high tension. QPR tried using the strategy Chelsea used against Barcelona during the UEFA Champions league and it paid off but not for long  as Man City equalized and finally won the match. After 44 years of struggling and waiting, they finally lift up the trophy again. Weldone guys.

Friday, 11 May 2012

How Does Denrele Do This?

This guy deserves an award for consistently wearing this shoe....choi!!! He was entertaining guests at the opening of BBA Star game.

See What Happens When You Have Sex With A Married Woman

A man who has been suspecting his wife for a long time decided to put "jazz" on her. Unknowing to his wife, she went "as usual" to meet her lover at a guest house. They both got stuck for hours after having sex. This attracted many people even the security officials. They were finally separated after they were being prayed for. Gist also has it that the husband agreed to separate them after his wife's lover promised to settle him with plenty money. Wonders shall never end. This is a warning to all those married men and women out there who love cheating on their spouses. You never can tell if you've been JAZZED!!! lol


Wednesday, 9 May 2012

RMG Releases An Official Statement on Muna Vs Mode 9 Saga

Like i said earlier, this has been the trending discussion since morning. Muna has not come out to say anything, let alone apologize to Mode 9. Below is the statement released by Muna's Management (RMG).

To Whom It May Concern.

    It has come to my attention that the unfortunate incident that occurred at the Nokia “Don’t Break The Beat” competition on Saturday the 28th of April 2012, where RMG artiste Muna was a Presenter, and Nigerian rap icon Mode 9 was a Judge, has turned into a media/blog frenzy.

    This unfortunate misunderstanding happened on stage, and the verbal exchange between Muna and Mode 9, even though it started out as opinions quickly escalated into what I’m sure we all have seen in the
clip posted on the Internet by Nigezie.

    Mode 9 and Muna did not have any pre-existing misunderstanding or “beef” before the Nokia event. Muna’s brief as a Presenter, aside introducing the Contestants and asking the Judges for their remarks and scores, was to add more banter to the judging process, this she had done very well and incident free throughout the Zonal “rap battles” in cities like Lagos, Enugu, Benin and Abuja.

    As Muna’s management, we are duty bound to take care of this situation professionally, issue statements and all that, but as I’m in a privileged position and I know all parties involved personally, including co-judges Rogba (CEO, Knighthouse) and DJ Jimmy Jatt, I had called everyone involved to sort out this unfortunate issue amongst ourselves the morning after the incident. The clip of the incident surfacing on the Internet only just re-ignited what we’ve been trying to diffuse since the very next day.

    Like I said, we all have seen the video clip, and the interviews that followed, and of course the onslaught of comments on the internet, the justified, the objective, the insults, the threats of violence and of course a few sensible and supportive ones as well. Time will tell if Muna and Mode 9 trending on Twitter would prove to be a good thing and we’ll all get together and laugh about it later.

    Muna is a fast rising talent in the rap game, this was recognized by Nokia who gave her the opportunity to appear in their TV commercial and also present the “Don’t Break The Beat” competition which was a massive success. The brand also showed some street cred by employing the undisputed knowledge of rap in appointing Mode 9 as the Head Judge at the Finals. We would like to thank Nokia and the team at YDx for putting together a successful competition.

    Lastly, I would like to reiterate that this issue will not be resolved publicly and played out in the media or on blog pages for the amusement and enjoyment of gossip junkies and gist merchants. I’m sorry to disappoint those who are waiting with their mouths open, there will be no leaked emails, back and forth exclusive interviews or Twitter “gangsterisms”. At least not from our side, and as you all know, Mode 9 is big a man enough not to subscribe to media hype over something that, quite rightly, he took as disrespectful but not life threatening. This is Hip Hop, not the Civil War Part 2.

    Ayo Shonaiya
    The RMG Company.”