7 Things Women Do To Impress Men...LOL

1. Padded BrasGuys have been trained to like a nice set of boobs, and women have been trained to do anything to give that to them. Hell, that must be Victoria's Secret. But push-up bras are often uncomfortable, expensive and so. effing. hard. to wash without totally ruining them. And yet we wear them. All the time. In fact, you're probably wearing one right now.

 

2. High Heels
Although I do enjoy how I feel when I slip on some pumps and strut my shiz at the bar, I don't enjoy the throbbing blisters that plague me. And they always plague me. But I wear those torture devices every weekday and weekend anyway, because while it would be far more comfortable, there's nothing sexy to the guys about a pair of worn-in sweatpants and some flip flops.

3. Waiting to Respond
In a feeble attempt to seem mysterious/extremely busy/cool, girls will often wait to respond to a text or a phone call from a guy. Although realistically, we're counting down every waking minute as we run through a million response options, asking our friends (again and again) which one would be the wittiest/cutest to send when the time is right. And then asking them when that time actually is so we don't seem either pathetic or like we're blowing them off.

4. Eating Snacks (Instead of Something Tastier)
I love me a good snack, but I know I think twice before ordering one on a first date with a guy. We want guys to think we are dainty little things who eat like bunnies, not like frat boys, so we sacrifice our own culinary happiness. And only eat half. Then we go home and scarf down a bowl of rice and other things in the privacy of our own bedroom while dissecting the entire evening with our girlfriends.

5. Brazilians Hair & The Likes
We don't mind spending a fortune on our hair. Let's be honest, guys don't even know the difference between the real & fake weave, cheap or expensive...so why bother?

6. Playing the Jealousy Game
Even though he is the only man for us, we don't want him to think he's the only man who can have us. So we go out of our way to flirt with other guys and make sure he see's it. It'll make him want us more, right?

7. Pretending to Like His Music/TV Shows/Sports TeamTo you, watching football is like watching paint dry. And you think R.Kelly is the most over-rated songwriter on earth. And solid food? You'd rather eat noodles than even try soil your newly fixed nails. But once Mr. Right walks in, you're swallowing every mould of amala with ewedu soup while watching and supporting his favorite football club with his best music playing in the background just so you can keep up the ruse.