STUPID ANSWERS FOR STUPID QUESTIONS...LOL

1. Someone calls you at 2 a.m in the night and ask you, "are you sleeping?"

Ans :no,I'm picking beans..


2. When its raining and someone notices you're going out yet they ask; Are you going out in this rain??

Ans: No in the next one

3. You're making out with a girl, then you start pulling her pants then she asks; what are you trying to do??

Ans: i want to wash them for you


4 They see u coming out of the bathroom, wet; did you just have a bath?

Ans: no, i fell into the toilet bowl


5. You are standing right in front of the elevator on the ground floor going to your office,yet they ask; going up?

Ans: no, i'm waiting for my office to come down and get me!


6. Your boyfriend comes home with a bunch of flowers and you still ask him; are those flowers?

Ans: no baby, they're carrots!


7. You're in the toilet and you locked the door, someone knocks on the door asking; is anyone there?

Ans: No! na shit lock the door...mtscheew!!


8. You're in the queue at the cinema to buy tickets, a friend sees you and asks; what are you doing here?

Ans: i'm here to pay my school fees!... Mumu


9. When people see you lying down with your eyes closed, they still ask; are you sleeping?

Ans: No!, I'm practising to die ...